The White House is claiming that the so-called stimulus created between 2.5 million and 3.6 million jobs even though total employment has dropped by more than 2.3 million since Obama took office. The Administration justifies this legerdemain by asserting that the economy actually would have lost about 5 million jobs without the new government spending.
I’ve decided to adopt this clever strategy to spice up my social life. Next time I see my buddies, I’m going to claim that I enjoyed a week of debauchery with the Victoria’s Secret models. And if any of them are rude enough to point out that I’m lying, I’ll simply explain that I started with an assumption of spending -7 nights with the supermodels. And since I actually spent zero nights with them, that means a net of +7.
(Emphasis added.) Via Obamanomics and my Seven Steamy Nights with the Gals from Victoria’s Secret | Cato @ Liberty.
Apparently I didn’t get paid this week. I know this because my bank account dropped by $500. HR tried to tell me that my bank account would’ve dropped by $1000 if I hadn’t gotten paid, but then I told them about the supermodels.
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